Ia sa ridice mana cine de pe acest blog are orgasm cand bea ceai! cum?! nimeni?! nu se poate asa ceva... inseamna ca nu ati baut inca celmar(e)!
celmar e un ceai cu musetel...la plic. un fel de viagra pentru femei. un pliculet de celmar in buzunar, apa calduta intr-o cana sexy si... gata orgasmu!
inteleg ca nenea caruia i-a venit ideea sa-i spuna domnisoarei sa bea ceaiul cu intonatie e unu care nu a mai vazut un film deocheat demult. si a vrut astfel sa se mai excite si el cand isi vede reclama la tv.
pot intelege si ca domnisoara a confundat musetelu cu sexu, ceaiu cu laptele si cana cu sticla.
da nu pot accepta alegerea musetelului! daca era vorba de un ceai de menta chiar mi-ar fi placut. ala intareste macar. da musetelu? musetelu e o floare galbena, gingasa, cu petale albe, sfioasa si cu efect calmant! calmant? de ce calmant? pai ca sa ma calmez eu dupa ce vad reclame tampite.
later edit: cristina zice ca vorbele "celmaaar. natura in viaaaata taaa!" nu ar fi rostite orgasmic, ca sa zic asa... voi ce credeti, tovarasi? astept pareri avizate si chiar voturi. yes, we can! ===>
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ce auzi tu e de fapt ecoul naturii...
Va rog sa lecturati urmatorul paragraf:
"preotul Kunzle istoriseste: „Un tesator nu mai putea dormi decit sezind; altfel avea senzatia ca se sufoca. Femeia l-a privit pe om drept in ochi si i-a declarat ca el nu poate urina, ceea ce omul i-a confirmat, i-a spus sa-si pregateasca imediat o sticla mare de vin pe care sa-l firaba cu mustel din care sa bea, un pahar plin dimineata si unul seara. Urmarea a fost ca a reusit sa elimine o cantitate incredibila de urina, mai intii tulbure, apoi tot mai clara; in opt zile era vindecat”
Nebanuite sunt caile musetelului...
Sursa: http://tratamente.naturale.din.plante.alb.ro/Musetelul%20(Matricaria%20chamomilla).html
DA, e orgasmica vocea. Dar nu ai priceput! nu suna asa pentru ceaiul a avut efectul asta asupra ei, ci pentru ca orgasmul fusese consumat ceva mai devreme, dinainte sa bea ceai. Celmarul, blogilor, este un ceai after sex. Da, da, exact: ceaiul de dupa
Asta nu e singura reclama la care "povestitorul" are un orgasm. Vezi reclama cu pastele ARNOS. Pastele sunt de cacat dar "povestitorul" are un orgasm de parca si-ar fi facut un falus din ele si l-ar fi inghitit. Pentru referinte legate de tipul acela de inghitit vezi episodul 8 din seria 6 de la south park, red hot catholic love.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103969
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